The corporate giant Hypermodern Incorporated, has chosen to use Cornell University as its testing ground for the newest products on the market. Yog-Art is a dairy substitute that will help with emotional instability. "We believe that through creative food processing, we can solve the day to day problems of depression." Other Hypermodern products include Mod H2O a water substitute that is dehydrated and comes in small packets. When asked about the functionality of this product, company executives simply stated. "...just add water for a refreshing treat."
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